Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Just a quick note...

That I finally added some new pictures to our website (it's basically been since September), so feel free to check it out during your next 'down time'. I tried to cut out as many as I could with Justin in them, but he seemed to show up in almost every one.

14 comments:

Bearf*cker said...

Actually I was thinking about how few of those pictures I am actually in. I was very disappointed. I feel like you are slowly trying to cut me out of your life. I see how it goes.

OH, and Jim you need to watch this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWYNlCiHoOA

thanks

Steve said...

The only thing Justin found funny about that commercial was that they said 'Penis'.

Bearf*cker said...

True, but it was funny. Now check out this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a189xAYBRv8&feature=related

Too funny!

Also, can we give me a nickname. I am kind of bored with my name. I have a few, please vote on which one we will use now:

1) Spuzz
2) Orange Peel (it is my rap name)
3) JJ
4) J to the Izzle

Steve said...

I'd like to propose that it be "McLame" or "McJJ" or "McPretzold"

Bearf*cker said...

How about McLovin' ?

Steve said...

You changed your name to McLovin?

It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!

The guy's either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. Okay? So what's it gonna be?

I am McLovin.

Bearf*cker said...

SORRY, I HAD TO DO THE WHOLE QUOTE:

McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

And you landed on McLovin...

Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.

Why the FU*K would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?

Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fu*king book for once.

Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?

Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

No, that's why you picked a dumb fu*king name!

Fu*k you.

Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!

What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?

Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, a$$-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fu*king strategy, all right?

Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?

I am McLovin!

Mike and Karen said...

Um, do you guys actually know those lines by heart...please tell me there's a website you can copy and paste from. Because, contrary to what you might thing, knowing those line's DO NOT make you "Superbad".

Steve said...

Yet you still knew what it was from Karen, so I sense a bit of Jealousy. And I always get the exact quote from google, as my memory would only give me the general idea. Jim and Justin on the other hand...for some reason...i think they might memorize them.

And Justin, this is a family blog...watch your mouth a$$-face.

Bearf*cker said...

The majority of my quotes come from memory. From time to time I check the imdb to make sure I am correct with any questions I may have. This quote, however, was directly from IMDB. I tried to cover the swear words up since this is such a family blog.
...And by family you mean jim and myself (sorry Karen, but you need to comment on all the posts for me to consider you a true "Steve's Rant" participant).

Holler

J said...

Wow, I need to see Superbad I guess. I was laughing from the quote alone.

New nickname for Justin. Orange Peel is too long. Maybe shorten it to O.P.

J said...

Actually, its odd that Steve's shortest post ever, has way more responses than normal. Guess Steve needs to learn to keep it short stupid.

Steve said...

Actually, it's justin's comment about a nickname that really put all of this in motion...so it once again proves that of all people who should have a blog...justin is probably much higher on the list than myself or you. Of course, he'd end up posting something, then adding 5-6 comments about it before anyone else even reads it.

Steve said...

FACT : 3 of the past 13 comments started with the word "Actually"

FACT : Dwight Schrute is the best beet farmer in east of the Mississippi.

Correction : There are now 14 comments. 3 of which start with the word "Actually"